E-mail forward
The things my mom e-mails me…. (No wonder I’ve turned out like this.)
*****Forwarded Message Begins Here*****
“Dear Lord,” the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous
look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked
quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mommy, WHAT is butt
dust?”
Church was pretty much over at that point…
*****Forwarded Message Ends Here*****
Grace and Peace,
`tim
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July 4th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Good stuff! Sorta reminds me of a children’s sermon I did once when a young man decided to give me (and the whole church because of my lapel mic) a lesson on the male anatomy!