Myers Briggs Prayers

Humor, misc. September 12th, 2008

This has been around for a LONG time, but I ran across it again and LOVE it!  I am incredibly ENFP - erm…. did you see that shiny thing…. - I really am ENFP.  If you’ve never taken the Myers Briggs, it can be very helpful.  (If you’re not rolling in $$$, check out the Champagne Hogan - the results are consistent with the Myers Briggs and it’s free!)

Prayers, Organized by Myers Briggs Categories

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others’ ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.

Amen.

Grace and Peace,

`tim

2 Responses to “Myers Briggs Prayers”

  1. drmel94 Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    INTP - It’s so true.

  2. fernann Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

    Are you watching me through my computer? I have so many projects started and 1/2 finished. I’ve got part of my music for tomorrow night picked out, part of the kitchen counter cleaned and re-arranged, and part of the laundry room swept and cleaned, yet, here I am on the computer checking out this and that. Procrastinator, that’s me. Somehow it all get done. Good thing the satellite is out due to the weather or I’d be watching the weather channel for Ike updates. Isn’t that called multi-taking. Sounds like I’m at least getting lots done! LOL

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