Archive for the 'Humor' Category
This is why…
I am not a fan of “cutesy” little sayings on church signs. Although our sign is capable of hosting them, I informed our consistory, upon purchase of said sign, that if they wanted hokey sayings (er…umm… “neat, inspiring quips”), they would have to find someone else do them.
With few exceptions, they tend to give […]
This is **satire** folks, so get over it….
Ok, I’m white (duh!)… I don’t threaten to move to Canada, but I do like bicycles, NPR, recycling…..
Are you a little tired of winter? NPR interviewed the author of the blog “Stuff White People Like” today; It’s an absolute “hoot.” Check it out…
stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com
Oh yea, and remember it’s a SATIRE blog….
Grace and Peace,
`tim
What is a D.Min.?
I’ve been asked a couple of times what the difference between a D.Min. and a PhD are and so, although I’m no expert, I thought I’d give it a shot. I am working on my D.Min. (Doctor of Ministry) which, unlike a PhD, is a ministry-based degree. What I mean by that is that a […]
Read More..>>It’s so Dry
An e-mail from a friend of mine:
It’s so dry in Kentucky that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the
Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are
praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT’s Dry.
Gotta love it!
Grace and Peace,
`tim
Dumbledore’s best quip…
I posted on this on August 1, 2005 (apparently the first time I read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince), and ran across it again the other day (re-reading the series in light of the impending release of the final book and the next movie) but it’s worth pointing out again… great quip….
“I don’t […]
E-mail forward
The things my mom e-mails me…. (No wonder I’ve turned out like this.)
*****Forwarded Message Begins Here*****
“Dear Lord,” the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous
look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient
little girl (who was listening […]
